Mittal, Amit

Slideshow: Tornagadh drive and trek

nospam@example.com (Amit Mittal) — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:35:23 +0530

The Man Rules

nospam@example.com (Amit Mittal) — Tue, 04 May 2010 07:37:52 +0530

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials...

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Footpath is for pedestrians and not for riding bikes

nospam@example.com (Amit Mittal) — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:11:07 +0530

I was waiting on the Sony World traffic signal in Koramangala while driving down to my home from gym, when I saw 3-4 cops standing on the left side. They were not catching the bike riders without helmets rather they were catching the riders who were riding on the footpath

Since I relocated to Bangalore, I noticed that it is very common practice followed by youngsters to ride bike on footpaths to avoid little bit of traffic. It is very annoying as it can put pedestrians life in danger which includes kids, old age and disabled. I always used to think that why traffic cops are not doing anything to punish such people?

And here we are! The cops were catching such psychopaths and giving them tickets. I just hope that at least some of the amount will go in the govt. fund and not 100% of it go in those cops' pockets

I do understand that young blood enjoys breaking rules and think that it is very cool to do that but why to do such fun by putting others' life in danger. Why don't they do at their own life's risk? That's real fun!